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Q: How do you recognize Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board. Santa saw a beautiful gal... Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smo…

Train station par ruki. Ek Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".

What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So What's Ford? Santa: Gaari. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaari. Q: A Man asked Santa, Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa b…

Sardar on phone "Doctor my Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Copyright www.lovelysms.com Sardar: No this is her husband speaking...........…

A man to Santa: Ur A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend. Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe…

SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay. SARDAR SAY:-toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....? SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehe…

One tourist from U.S.A. asked One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! After returning back from a After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked…